her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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