And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Can you bring me the toilet please
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
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