no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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