C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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