you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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