Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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