i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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