ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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