At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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