So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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