Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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