stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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