Well apparently he's into motor boating.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
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