Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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