I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
two words: eviction party
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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