So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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