hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
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