I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
They have beer where we have blood.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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