we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
