Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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