When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
