Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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