she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
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