So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
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