Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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