Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
You work out of a Hotel?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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