Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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