I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I just gift wrapped bread.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
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