i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Randomize
