I heard we made out
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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