i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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