just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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