I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
send nudes
from the living room?
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