it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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