I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I'm just crazy horny about you
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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