Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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