I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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