I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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