The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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