We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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