It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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