And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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