It's Friday. Sex?
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
