Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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