i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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