well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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