But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
so explain again why im purple
no
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Randomize
