wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I'm bleeding and have questions
Randomize
