Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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