My brain says no but my pants say off.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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