butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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